One Penny just isn't enough.

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joelmillers:

coldwarqueer:

in russian they dont say “i love you” they say “пожирать плоть капиталистов” which means “we are one and the same” and i think thats beautiful

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llieo:

holy fuck we have our windows open and we heard a blood curling scream so naturally I went to look out the window because wow is someone getting stabbed?? and it is just my neighbour on his knees staring at a KFC chicken bucket spilt all over his driveway

(Source: tansma)

geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

eggtwerk:

My friend saw this picture and said it looks like Roy wants to play a board game but he has no table to play it on so he’s pissed

eggtwerk:

My friend saw this picture and said it looks like Roy wants to play a board game but he has no table to play it on so he’s pissed

preciousterrestrials:

when you and a friend join a fandom together

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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jizzybro:

A boy and his family

Meeting his grandparents for the first time

(Source: kiddybro)

Matthew Gray Gubler for the Behind The Scenes look on ‘Gatekeeper’. 

(Source: crimnatic)

this-slag:

thesassycat:

what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind

my alternate self is getting some serious dick 

(Source: thesassycat)